Every single one of you whining, complaining bastards, Shut The Fuck Up.

Keep mouthing off, and this is going to start happening off the ice...

What is the theme of this Olympics? Lets show the world that we are sore losers and bitch and moan about everything? Shut The Fuck Up! (As a time saving mechanism, I will now refer to this as STFU). Mike Modano, STFU. Chad Hendrick, STFU. Bode Miller, STFU. Every single one of you whining, complaining bastards, STFU.

Mike, I love you. As much as I HATE the Dallas Stars (I’m from Denver, the only thing I hate worse than the stars are the Wings and the Raiders), you have been one of my favorite players since you were back in Minnesota. You
know why? Because you didn’t bitch and moan when you lost a game. You didn’t complain to the world when you guys got beat by the Red Wings in the playoffs. It’s because you lost to a better team, with better chemistry, and you knew it. Did you ever think that it’s not entirely the US’s fault? That maybe the UNDEFEATED Finnish team might be a little better?

Stop making shitty excuses, keep quiet, and enjoy your time in Italy. If you want something to complain about, you can take my four mid-terms next Tuesday, write my two 10-page papers that are due next Monday, and present my 10-minute speech next Monday night. I would gladly trade places with you.