"Detroit's Power Surge Keys 4-0 Start"

"Detroit's Power Surge Keys 4-0 Start"

That's the AP's headline for todays baseball news. Are you fucking kidding me? The Tigers have played Kansas City and Tampa Bay. They are not having a god damn power surge. They are playing the worst two teams in Major League baseball. Ahh. Stupid AP writers. In order to be considered a good team, you need to beat some good teams, not just hit a few homers off the worst teams since the 2002 Devil Rays. Wait a few weeks before writing about shit like this.